THE JOKES ABOUT
DIETER BOHLEN

Please note that this joke was made in 80 years, so maybe it wasn't so funny.

For a long time Dieter lives in small land in big ocean after air accident. Only one person survived - he is.

And one day he saw the another accident - the big ship was chashed and came down. But one girl didn't dive up, and swam to him. When she saw Dieter she cried "Dieter save me! I'll give YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!"

After that Dieter ran to the girl and said "My love, my switest, my friend! GIVE ME GUITAR, KEYBOARD, COMPUTER!!!"

Sent by ORION

Nadja phones Verona and says:
- Dieter came home today rather angry: he has left his things all over
the place, has broken all the plates and dishes, was speaking in the
foul language and then told he went to the girls. Isn't he at your
place by chance?

Sent by Charline-MT

A drunken Dieter comes home at 3a.m.
Nadja: Are you crazy to come at such a time, look at the clock!
Dieter: Who did tell you, that I came, I will just take the guitar and leave.

Sent by Smehacheva Ann

Father brings a present for Dieter's birthday.
- Son, here is a guitar for you!
- But where are the strings?
- Not everything at once, first learn to play, then you will get the strings.

Sent by Smehacheva Ann

Naddel: Dieter, if you don't make a proposition I will commit suicide!
Dieter: Yeah, I always act like this!

Sent by Galinka

If to take Britney Spears, add Elton John, mix with Ricky Martin then in the morning you will get such Dieter Bohlen!!!

Sent by Katik

Dieter came to the concert a little drunken. He got to the stage. The audience sees that he has one white and one red shoe. Everyone begun to fuss: "Dieter Bohlen, please, go to the hotel and change the shoes!" 
Dieter: I have already been there, in the hotel there are the shoes of the same colours!

Sent by Katik